- I've been to every state in the country at least once...
Yes I have been to your town... don't ask again...
- The most racist cities in the USA:
a. Miami
b. Boston
- Most liberal city in the USA:
a. Seattle
b. Washington D.C.. and surrounding area...
- My favorite cities:
a. San Diego
b. Vancouver, B.C.
- Best comedy clubs and responses for me:
a. Fresno, CA
b. Las Vegas, NV
- Worst comedy response and gig:
a. Nags Head, NC
b. New York City Comedy Club... Boca Raton Fla.
c. Tampa Improv... very disrespectful to me...
I've had non payment of funds ... stiffed by ...bounced checks...
ripped off by...
a. Rev. Bobby Lee of Jackson, Tennessee
b. Fabian Shepard of Kansas City, Missouri.
Both Bounced a few checks...and still lied about it...
c. The Tampa Improv... A very bad experience...
Horrible managerment and staff...
and it continues to this day... Never fessed
up to how bad they treated me and other comics...
If I had just gotten a we're sorry ... we were
wrong I could've dealt with that...
d. Don Siegel... Owner of New York
City Club Boca Raton...Bounced a check ... Only
a partial payment ... has kept lying about
the payoff... A very bad club anyway... never liked it...
I've always done great business there...
Please boycott this club...Feel free to
stop by and ask for Don and say , Hey
when are going to pay Jimmie Walker his
Money...
- Best looking comedy club waitresses:
Hyena's ... Arlington Tx...
- Favorite music artists:
a. Take 6
b. The Beatles
c. Van Morrison
d. Motown-compilations (Stevie Wonder, Temps, Four Tops, etc.)
e.James Taylor
- Favorite Music Tours I've Opened and M.C.'d
1. Donna Summer... Probably the most under rated Star
in America...Very exciting to work with...
2. Gladys Knight... Classy ... Classy ...Classy...
3. Motown Review...Back in the sevenities...
Temptations...Four Tops...Spinners...Marvin Gaye...Contours...
Tammy Terrell, The Supremes , Mary Wells, Martha Reeves,
etc... etc... It was a different time... and great ... but
I didn't know it at the time...
4. Soul Jam Tour...
Stylistics, Harold Melvin's Bluenotes, Chi-Lites,
Etc. Etc...
It' nice to see an audience so happy...and
enjoying the music...
- Favorite Newspapers:
a. USA Today
b. Boston Globe
c. Charolette Observer
- d. New York Post
- e. New York Dailey News...
Favorite Websites:
a. www.newslink.org
b. www.sportpages.com
C.www cbssportsline.com
- Favorite Political Commentators:
a. David Gergen
b. David Broder
- c Thomas Friedman...
- Favorite Newscasts:
a. Chris Matthews... MSNBC...
c. Washington Journal (CSPAN)
- Best Things About Being on the Road:
a. Having someone clean your room everyday
1. A Miami Morning disk jockey said when talking about racism in Miami... " Miami's not racist we haven't had a riot here in years...
- c. Good cable TV - over 25 channels.
- Worst Things About Being on the Road:
a. Doing morning radio interviews.
1. I'm not mean enough or dirty enough.
2. It's the last outpost of show biz. The DJ's are desperate, and will say and do anything to keep the job. Desperate people do desperate things.
b. Friday night second show - worst crowd of the week. They're tired and drunk.
c. Doing morning radio interviews - nuff' said!!!.
d. Newspaper interviews - They never print what you say... they have their own agenda. e. Interviewers that are not prepared... and don't do their homework. f. MORNING RADIO... DID I SAY THAT ?
- WORST TECH CREW... 1. By far the FOX Theather In St. LOUIS ... RUDE and Very Not interested WE could've caught on fire on stage and the Fox crew would've said '' is that in the contract ''
- The Greek ... In Los Angeles... This crew is unbelievable...
The worst in the world ...feedback ...not enuff mikes...it amazing...
9. Best Tech Crews... In Las Vegas... Indoor at the casinos and out door...
which is always very tough... They really care about the work...
5.. After close to forty years of doing this... it amazes me how many people wanna do interviews with me...cause I'm not a star or anything close to it... just a working road comic...and because of my schedule The Press Goes crazy when you can't do them. I do on average ten a week to promote upcoming dates...
- Favorite TV Shows:
a. Honeymooners
b. Phil Silvers
c. Larry Sanders
d. Curb Your Enthusiasm
2. Best Health Club Chains...
a. Lifetime...Not everywhere in the
Country...But no doubt the best ...
The best work out equipment and lots of it... repair guys on sight very well run... a luxury club... but worth it...
If you have one near you sign up...
B. 24 hour fitness...
what you see is what you get...
One of the most crowded clubs...
There are " Sports " clubs...
they just cost a little more...
But all and all you can't go wrong...
C. Gold's Gym...
Every club is different... some
Are better than others...
buyer beware...
D. Bally's... a poor mans
24 hour fittness...
Always crowded... very good deals..
equipment can be beat up...because of constant
Use...
E. World's Gym...
Poor mans Gold's Gym...
Most are very small ,but lotsa of
Equipment...for more serious work out
people...
- Goals:
a. Get back on radio... full-time doing a talk show
b. Write full time for a newspaper or magazine
- Crazy Things That Happen...
a. I was fired from Norweigan Cruise Lines...
for doing three George Bush Jokes...Told by
Norwegian Cruises...We don't want thinking humor... people are
on vacation ... we don't want them to think...come back when
you learn how to do juggle and do magic...
b. The worst sound crew I've ever worked with...
is The Greek Theater in L.A... totally incompetent...
I've been three times in eight-teen months...
with three different shows...and the sound for all
the groups was terrible...and the " Crew" had no Idea
what or how to fix the problems... but of course
they're union...so there's nothing anybody can
do...just awful...
a. The Fox theather in St. Louis is the second worst
and the rudest...they just don't care...
13. Interviewers.. Please Check Frequently Ask Question...
On the biography Page...
14. Comedy Clubs... a neccessary evil...
collecting the checks at the end of the
nite... if you're headlining ... It's tough...
because people completely phase out of
the show for about five to ten minutes...
There are comedy clubs that get it
done fast and as quiet as possible and
there are those that don't...
The Clubs that are the fastest...
1. Hilarities ... Akron Ohio...
2. Comedy Stop At Trop. Atlantic City...
The Worst Clubs...
1. Rascals... N.J...
Towns With The Prettiest Women:
1. Provo Utah... Home of BYU...
By far the Best Looking Women in
America Live here...natural...and heathly...
Pure and Sweet... and there's alot of them...
2.Miami...extoic woman live here...lead by the
hispanic women... In places like Palm Beach and
Boca Raton... Plastic Surgery reins...but they look good...
3. Texas... Where everything is bigger... a number of great looking
women throught out the state...
4.N.Y.C... A different look... darker and tougher...with an
attitude...I love it...
there are beautiful women in every state.... this is my sample...
Best looking women ... Overseas...
1. South Africa... Very European...
Good Hygiene.. There seems to be a
Hygiene problem Over Seas...
The women aren't big on shaving their
legs...doing their hair... and nails...
2. Australia... They are the most clean
cut...and natural...
3. Belgium... Funky...Passionate
but they smoke and drink too much...
4. Vancouver B.C.
Canada his the best woman in the world...
They are sweet, Attractive, Non Combative...
Fun to be with and if you can get there
attention well worth the time...
5. Future Plans...
A. No T.V. or Movie Plans...
There's no interest in Me...
in the entertainment industry
1. Will continue to be the road comic...
2. I'm currently doing 48 weeks a year on the
road ... that's what I do and that's what I've
Always done...Yes... even when I was on the show...
Best Baseball Announcers
1. Vin Scully... Dodgers... the only
announcer that announces the game...
doesn't have a wacky partner or producer...
Doesn't talk about the " Charter Plane " trips...
Or Whose gonna pay for dinner...
Does his homework, has tons of
interesting facts about the game and
players ... it about the game, not him...Has no peer...
Best Baseball Analyst...
1. Steve Stone ... ESPN...always has good Ideas
of what should be done... good at explaning
what's going on and why...
Explains the game well...and you learn from him...
2. Rod Allen... Det. Tigers...
Very well spoken... gives constant
information about strategies...
Does his homework...very intelligent about the
game...logical... and stays in the game all the
way... no nonsense talk...
3. Buck Martinez:ESPN... BALTIMORE:
Very learned about the game...
A much better analyst than player or
manager...
Knows the chemisty of teams... and doesn't
P.C. it...
Jerry Remy... Boston Red Sox...
Very important ... Not a homer...
which would be very easy being in
Boston...not afraid to bring out problems with
the home team...
Not afraid to say good things about the
other side... Very impressive...
Scott Graham & Chris Wheeler... Philadelphia Phillies
Very solid... They are the second team To Hall of
Famer Harry Kalas & Larry Anderson...
But they are much more... They still care about
the game no matter what the score is...
Bring interesting facts and stats about
both teams...Because they are the second team
they try harder...
Tommy Hutton...Florida Marlins...
A Veteran analyst... No Nonsense...
Like Buck Martinez ... Not a good
player ... but very good analyst...was a network
guy... but doing been doing a great job in
a tough situation in Florida...
Jose Mota...
Los Angeles Angeles...
Very Good Knowledge Of the Game...
Former Player...Played Because Of His Dad and
Uncles...Never Got a sniff of the Major Leagues...
But a Major League Announcer...
The Bad:
a. Chip Carey is by far the
worst baseball announcer in
History...Milk Toast, Vanilla...
Has nothing to say...adds nothing to the
game...
Without His Father and Grandfather
Wouldn't be allow into a major league
Ball Park with a Ticket...
Arizona...
Thom Brenneman...
Again at one time one of the best...
As good as his father...
But has been brought down by
Mark Grace...Grace a former player...
cut his teeth on the Jim Rome Show...
Created the term " Slump Buster" ...
Not enough focus on the game...
Brenneman was much better when he worked
with Rod Allen...
Joe Buck...
Thinks he's bigger than the game ( Football & Baseball)
Was great before he got the job with " Fox"
he's outta control now...
Please do the game...
